The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have water?"The old man replied, "I have no water. Would like to buy a tie? They are only $5."The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an overpriced western adornment. I spit on your ties. I need water!" Sorry, I have none, just ties - pure silk, and only $5." Pahh! A curse on your ties! I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you, but I must conserve my energy and find water!" Okay," said the little old Jewish man. "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me, or that you hate me, threaten my life, and call me Infidel.I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need. Go in peace."Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away, over the hill.Several hours later he crawled back, almost dead, and gasped,"They. ” She replied without stopping.-------Friday Night-----------“How was dinner?” Johnny asked.“Fucking fantastic. I’ve not ate like that in a long time!” I exclaimed loudly, leaning back into the sofa.It was true. Candace rarely cooked. Cassie used to, but she was barely around. I didn’t know how to cook. The house staff fed us, but it was pretty much the same thing. We ordered out a lot and I missed the taste of real, home cooked food.What I really enjoyed, however, was the look of Johnny’s wife, Taylor.Johnny and Taylor were in their late 20’s. Throughout dinner, it came up that Taylor modeled and it showed. She was tall and curvy, with a head of long, extremely curly black hair. The most striking thing, other than her huge tits, was her bright blue eyes.More interestingly, though, was that not only did it seem that she was flirting with me openly in front of Johnny, but that he didn’t seem to care.“I’m glad you enjoyed it. I like to take care of my men.” Taylor said, her voice.
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